urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:allyjkat Allison Allison 2006-02-27T09:08:45Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:allyjkat:924 2006-02-27T09:08:45Z 2006-02-27T09:08:45Z I was sitting in IHOP bored to death when I thought up the next one.<br /><br /><i>Sittin' in the House of Pancakes,<br />Drinkin' coffee, chewin' on cornflakes,<br />While they bake in the back,<br />Some hot-cakes for my stack,<br />Drenchin' syrup down,<br />Pourin' butter all around,<br />Got the Breakfast Sampler,<br />Bacon, sausage, ham - and maple,<br />House of Cakes like a fairy fable,<br />But I'm still well able,<br />To eat at the table,<br />Like a motherfuckin' breakfast champion; </i> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:allyjkat:723 2006-02-26T03:37:59Z 2006-02-26T03:37:59Z I've been too bored lately and have been listening to too much NWA.<br /><br />Anyways, this is what I have.<br /><br /><i>30 inches of chrome rollin' without friction,<br />All these cheesers tryin' to listen to my diction,<br />I'll bust they asses like they did in Pulp Fiction,<br />Strayin' away from scandal just like Richard M. Nixon;<br /><br />My homie Ralph, he was bumpin' up some coke,<br />So I passed him a blunt and said, "Take a fuckin' toke,<br />You wouldn't believe the shit that I smoke,"<br />So he took a couple hits and that's the last we spoke; <br /><br />Man, I'll pop your ass like I did when I first tried it,<br />All of my records, all these people gotta buy it,<br />The floor at all my shows be convulsin' like a riot,<br />Just feel the beats because my rythyms won't deny it; <br /> <br />We ain't droppin' nothin' but hits,<br />Ain't be poppin' nothin' but clips,<br />Ain't be jockin' nothin' but clits,<br />Cause we're it,<br />Man we're the shit;</i> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:allyjkat:286 2005-09-12T03:21:35Z 2005-09-12T03:21:35Z happy birthday to my livejournal.<br /><br />welcome into the world.